Welcome to my Phlegmatically Devoid Website.

Unlike Kibo, I most emphatically did not make this web page by accident; I spent several grueling hours on it, and you better appreciate that!

Anyway, welcome to my site. This particular page is pretty boring, being the first one, so you should probably hit one of the links below if you're planning on seeing anything interesting. Explanations of the subsidiary pages are included below the links, if you haven't already noticed.

Unless otherwise noted, all images and source code on this site are released under a Creative Commons license. Share and enjoy.

• Blog-like Entity

  A.k.a. my IAM page. Because everyone needs to keep track of what I'm doing on a day-to-day basis, apparently.

• HTML 4.0 Entities

  A handy reference sheet.

• Vector Graphics

  High-quality bitmaps and vector graphics of my favorite logos and symbols from various works of fiction. Isn't the Internet great?

• Photos

  Everyone likes pictures, right? Well, if you don't this probably isn't the right place for you.

• The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

  An annotated list. (May contain more than seven entries.)

• Hawking Radiation Calculator

  A brief diversion on black holes, and the care & feeding thereof.

• Get Your Apathy On

  Now for some intelligent commentary on the situation at RPI. Please don't sue.

• Bryce Gallery

  Creating works of art in Bryce is fun and easy. Unfortunately for you, this means that I get to inflict my twisted imaginings on the entire Internet.

• Miscellaneous

  This should be fairly self-explanatory.

• About Me

  Gee, I wonder what this could be about...