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Welcome to my Phlegmatically Devoid Website.

Unlike Kibo, I most emphatically did not make this web page by accident; I spent several grueling hours on it, and you better appreciate that!

Anyway, welcome to my site. This particular page is pretty boring, being the first one, so you should probably hit one of the links below if you're planning on seeing anything interesting. Explanations of the subsidiary pages are included below the links, if you haven't already noticed.

Unless otherwise noted, all images and source code on this site are released under a Creative Commons license. Share and enjoy.