Xaonon, EAC Chief of Mad Scientists and informal BAAWA, aa #1821, Kibo #: 1
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"Since I do things on a regular basis that defies the laws of physics, I can
speak with some authority on the matter." -- vtailor@gte.net, in alt.atheism
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"Remember, kids!  Don't try to stop Russians from picking mushrooms!  Or
they'll nuke you!" -- James "Kibo" Parry, in alt.religion.kibology
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"May all our thoughts be beautiful.  May all our words be beautiful.  May
all our actions be beautiful." -- The Yasa of the Sani
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"Is the surface of a planet the right place for an expanding industrial
civilisation?" -- Gerard K. O'Neill
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"Uploading isn't a >H goal because it's one step closer to some mythical and
unknowable perfection, but because it'll be jolly practical." -- Rich Artym
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"Accepting that identity is relative means two things: that immortality is
impossible, and that immortality is inevitable." -- Eric Zetterbaum
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"I'm going to start walking around in my underwear from now on so that I
don't become a lesbian!" -- James "Kibo" Parry, in alt.religion.kibology
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"The universe would be better with out franz heymann.  Any group of people
would be better with out the slime." -- Kurt Stocklmeir, in sci.physics
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You were an atheist. You were stridently aligned. You were poison resistant.
You were invisible. You were a werejackal. You were lucky. You are dead.
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"To fill a world with religion... is like littering the streets with loaded
guns.  Do not be surprised if they are used." -- Richard Dawkins
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"No more gods, no more faith, no more timid holding back.  The future
belongs to posthumanity." -- Max More
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"Saruman the White does not stand for this treatment.  Showed Gandalf my
Wizard Wrestling Federation moves.  Have delivered smackdown.  Go me."
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"This is the most disturbing surprise Barry Bostwick has pulled on us since
that robot dragonfly came out of his nose on `Lexx'." -- James "Kibo" Parry
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"Kona, the perfect tropical paradise for today's Nazgūl.  You'll be right at
home among the blasted desolation." -- Kev In, Boyz Out
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"Why should I perspire to death on the subway, when I could be flying around
in Dick Cheney's invisible nuclear helicopter or whatever?" -- mnftiu.cc
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"If I ever get to Heaven and it's filled with happy dancing clam strips, I
will find that disturbing and ask to leave." -- James "Kibo" Parry
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"Xaonon is a sofa that sorts your mail, is built and maintained by tiny
nano-robots and induces lucid dreaming." -- thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi
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"On one end of the spectrum you have `funny' and `enjoyable to be around'
and on the other end you have `really religious'." -- SomethingAwful.com
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"It is strange that kibo would be eating the girls pocky, as the frilly pink
bags they come in are full of love and kissing." -- haon4707
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"Let's suppose you just finished writing `zardoz', a program to make your
head float from vortex to vortex..." -- GNU automake info page
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"I don't mizzle shizzle if real wizzles are used.  What I do mizzle is made
up slizzle, like shizzle dizzle.  What the fizzle?" -- not Lots42
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"I am asking you a SERIOUS QUESTION about the LOCATION and CURRENT STATUS of
your pants." -- Penny-Arcade.com
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"Hentai is always good until the tentacles get whipped out.  Put them back
in that schoolgirl where they belong!" -- bobgorilla on the Megatokyo forums
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"Uh oh, indeed.  After vigintillions of years plush Cthulhu was loose once
more, and ravening for delight.  How He slavered and gibbered!"
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"How benevolent of you!  We will always be free to be stupid."  "Cherish
that freedom, young master; it is basic to all others." -- The Golden Age
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"Would someone please tackle Donald Rumsfeld and lock his ass up until our
`Countries-Destroyed-to-Countries-Rebuilt' ratio is closer to `1'?" -- GYWO
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"Ineradicable Stain objects to rules, unless they are completely absurd.
Then we obey them slavishly..." -- www.ineradicablestain.com
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"This feels great!  I never knew the Stockholm Syndrome could be so
enjoyable, and (bzzt) YAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!" -- Spot
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"All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu...  This is the truth!  This is my
belief!  ...at least for now." -- Belthasar