MEMO TO: CS majors
FROM:    Dr. Ingalls

I am running for MMOC this year. Here is ten point
list of things that I will do if I don't win.  If you don't
want these to happen, please put your life savings in
the can with my name in the Union.  All the money goes to
Ronald McDonald House, and they can make better use of the
money than you can.

10. We will get rid of all of the remaining English speaking TAs
    in the department.

9. All CS classes will be at 8:00 AM

8. A study by the Dean of Students office has determined that
   video games are interfering with studying, so the CS dept
   will implement a tool to scan all student computers to
   delete video games.

7. The grade modifier plan will be modified so that only minus grades
   can be given.  No plus grades allowed.

6. Students will be required to change their socks every day.

5. I'll increase the budget for the Union by sending it to
   a certain Nigerian Businessman who has had some unfortunate
   reversals, and he will be able to increase it 20 fold.

4. I will spread a virus throughout the campus.  Every day
   a popup window will appear on your laptop with a picture
   from the "Studmuffins of the Computer Science Dept calendar".

3. Grade grubbers will be forced to pose for the "Studmuffins
   of the Computer Science Department calendar"

2. The calendar will be sent to prospective applicants, and this
   will make the ratio even worse than it already is.

1. Albie will be road-kill.

Robert Ingalls
Executive Officer
Computer Science Department
Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute
Troy, NY 12180